Archive for April, 2008

Interview With A CU Tiger

Posted in ACC, Atlantic Coast Conference, Clemson Tigers, Interviews on April 7, 2008 by Chad
In our second ACC interview, we caught up with EI’s Clemson Ambassador and message board GOD…Mezmrin. Not only is he good at representing Clemson, but he’s also been a pretty solid baby maker lately. Got something to say to Mez…leave a comment!
Who do you think got beat more as a child…Terry, Tommy or Jeffey?
Mez: Probably Jeff. I have a feeling Bobby lined them all up at the same time in order of oldest to youngest to deliver his beatings. That’d put Jeff on the far right and we all know about Bobby’s tendency for going wide right.
Is there anyone that you would like to see trip down the big hill?
Mez: Yep, whoever was the first guy to say, “Hey coach, I have an idea. Lets wear purple this week.”
What’s up with the purple?
Mez: So you see it too? Damn. We used to have a touch of navy blue in our uniforms and that was ok, but this purple has grown into something entirely different. Its like cudzoo. Purple is for Furman and fags. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
Which ACC squad fields the most twatwaffles?
Mez: heheh, twatwaffles usually show up around the BC board. I don’t know which team has the most, but so far the fanbase with the most on EI is NCState.
Caption this photo:
Mez: In an attempt to give back to the community Steve Spurrier meets with a few local inmates.
Where does Clemson finish in the ACC in football for 2008?
Mez: Lately, we’ve been seeing a lot of the early predictions from different blogs and it seems that Clemson is the sexy pick to win the ACC in ’08. I like sexy and so I’d say with complete confidence that Clemson will win the ACC. In fact, they are going to go 14-0 and not only claim the ACC but bring the national championship back home where it belongs. With an average winning margin of 36 points the Tigers will go down in history as the single greatest team ever fielded….EVAH!!
Now some might think I’m crazy, but I will put out this disclaimer. Throughout my years I have made many predictions and never have I ever been wrong. I’m undefeated and I feel like you can move on these predictions as if they’d already been played. If you don’t believe me, just ask the Clemson Board for they know all.
How/Why does the Clemson board (or fans) know all?
Mez: Ahh, the question of the ages. I could try to answer it for everyone, but the brilliance of the reason is so great that some would go blind. It’d be like looking God or even a BAMA fan directly in the eye. Its just something that’s best not done.
What does the phrase “Beat more cock.” mean to you?
Mez: The word cock makes me laugh. I can’t believe someone would/could allow that to be their actual mascot. 80 year old women screaming “I love the cocks” always makes me giggle.
I just hope the South Carolina vs. Furman game is televised when they play in the next few years. Watchers will be treated to listening to a stadium rocking chant of “COCKS FU!!” and think they have accidentally turned it to the spice channel or something.
How much do you love Steve Spurrier?
Mez: I love anything that gives South Carolina fans hope. Forget the century of losing, the history of being complete failures, the repeated incompetence, the consistent inferiority….no forget all that. We’ve got Steve Spurrier!! South Carolina has to be the greatest rival ever. They constantly set themselves up for ridicule while never doing anything about it.
Which ACC school fields the ugliest chicks?
Mez: Duke….true story, dookie got its name from people visiting the Duke campus and saying “These dukie chicks look like s***!”