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Interview With A CU Tiger

Posted in ACC, Atlantic Coast Conference, Clemson Tigers, Interviews on April 7, 2008 by Chad
In our second ACC interview, we caught up with EI’s Clemson Ambassador and message board GOD…Mezmrin. Not only is he good at representing Clemson, but he’s also been a pretty solid baby maker lately. Got something to say to Mez…leave a comment!
Who do you think got beat more as a child…Terry, Tommy or Jeffey?
Mez: Probably Jeff. I have a feeling Bobby lined them all up at the same time in order of oldest to youngest to deliver his beatings. That’d put Jeff on the far right and we all know about Bobby’s tendency for going wide right.
Is there anyone that you would like to see trip down the big hill?
Mez: Yep, whoever was the first guy to say, “Hey coach, I have an idea. Lets wear purple this week.”
What’s up with the purple?
Mez: So you see it too? Damn. We used to have a touch of navy blue in our uniforms and that was ok, but this purple has grown into something entirely different. Its like cudzoo. Purple is for Furman and fags. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
Which ACC squad fields the most twatwaffles?
Mez: heheh, twatwaffles usually show up around the BC board. I don’t know which team has the most, but so far the fanbase with the most on EI is NCState.
Caption this photo:
Mez: In an attempt to give back to the community Steve Spurrier meets with a few local inmates.
Where does Clemson finish in the ACC in football for 2008?
Mez: Lately, we’ve been seeing a lot of the early predictions from different blogs and it seems that Clemson is the sexy pick to win the ACC in ’08. I like sexy and so I’d say with complete confidence that Clemson will win the ACC. In fact, they are going to go 14-0 and not only claim the ACC but bring the national championship back home where it belongs. With an average winning margin of 36 points the Tigers will go down in history as the single greatest team ever fielded….EVAH!!
Now some might think I’m crazy, but I will put out this disclaimer. Throughout my years I have made many predictions and never have I ever been wrong. I’m undefeated and I feel like you can move on these predictions as if they’d already been played. If you don’t believe me, just ask the Clemson Board for they know all.
How/Why does the Clemson board (or fans) know all?
Mez: Ahh, the question of the ages. I could try to answer it for everyone, but the brilliance of the reason is so great that some would go blind. It’d be like looking God or even a BAMA fan directly in the eye. Its just something that’s best not done.
What does the phrase “Beat more cock.” mean to you?
Mez: The word cock makes me laugh. I can’t believe someone would/could allow that to be their actual mascot. 80 year old women screaming “I love the cocks” always makes me giggle.
I just hope the South Carolina vs. Furman game is televised when they play in the next few years. Watchers will be treated to listening to a stadium rocking chant of “COCKS FU!!” and think they have accidentally turned it to the spice channel or something.
How much do you love Steve Spurrier?
Mez: I love anything that gives South Carolina fans hope. Forget the century of losing, the history of being complete failures, the repeated incompetence, the consistent inferiority….no forget all that. We’ve got Steve Spurrier!! South Carolina has to be the greatest rival ever. They constantly set themselves up for ridicule while never doing anything about it.
Which ACC school fields the ugliest chicks?
Mez: Duke….true story, dookie got its name from people visiting the Duke campus and saying “These dukie chicks look like s***!”

Interview With A BC Guy

Posted in ACC, Boston College Eagles, Interviews on March 4, 2008 by Chad

Here it is…our first interview with an ACC fan. The lucky fan privileged enough to pop our interview cherry is BC Guy EndlessMike66 of the EagleInsider forums. So check out the interview and leave him your comments. I’m sure he’ll respond in the most professional and respectful way possible.

ACC Trash: Tell us what it means to be a BC Guy.
Mike: BC guys are leaders of men and captains of industry. Eagle Insider is the nexus of the universe where the internet’s greatest minds meet on a daily basis. Every ACC school has an Eagle Insider ambassador to the ACC League of Nations (except for Miami, whose seat was vacated due to conviction).

ACC Trash: Why isn’t the EagleInsider Dictionary* as big as Webster or Wikipedia yet?
Mike: Give us time. We’ll get there, as long as the EI Dictionary’s sheer depth doesn’t cause the internet to shut down.
*ACC Trash Note: As Mike insinuated, the EI Dictionary is a great resource for the current slang. I recommend you check it out.

ACC Trash: Do you have NOBAMA! for Obama*?
Mike: I will be six feet under before I adopt any phrase created by NewYorkCanesEagles.
*ACC Trash Note: Consult EI for the meaning of NOBAMA! for Obama.

ACC Trash: How long before TOB turns NC State into a national powerhouse?
Mike: Well it’s important to point out that TOB’s idea of a success is getting out of the office a 4:59 so he can sip Country Time Lemonade on his porch on Daniel Island. So in that respect I imagine NC State is already shaping up to be a real powerhouse.

ACC Trash: Who are the ACC Jort Champions?
Mike: NC State fans are the jortsiest of them all. Virginia Tech is challenging the title, but they’re still a few Tasmanian Devil tattoos away.

ACC Trash: Outside the ACC, whose fans suck the most?
Mike: It would have to be a three-way tie between the Boise State fans who still hate BC for beating them on their stupid blue turf, the Big East fans who spend hours on BC message boards reminding us they don’t miss us, and SEC fans, who really need no explanation.

ACC Trash: If you were a 5* recruit and you had offers from only NC State and Notre Dame…Where do you go?
Mike: Well I’d have to go with Notre Dame since it’s a good school and at least when they talk about their football tradition, they actually have a football tradition to speak of. Honestly though, I’d be wondering what I did wrong and why Jags didn’t consider me a BC Guy.

ACC Trash: Thoughts on the ACC versus the Big Least?
Mike: Big East fans still troll Eagle Insider and ask us if we miss them. The answer is no. The ACC is a better fit athletically and academically. The Big East made it pretty clear that they only really care about basketball, and the monstrosity it has become is a testament to that. The ACC has the same 12 teams and this format allows for spectacular rivalries from the field to the court. Although BC is the only northeastern ACC school, it still makes more geographic sense in an Atlantic Coast Conference than Marquette, Cincinnati, Notre Dame and DePaul make in the Big East. Personally, I am really enjoying the ACC and its fans. The naysayers said BC would not be able to compete, but since the move we’ve been right in the thick of it and are fostering some great rivalries.

ACC Trash: Is Jags really better than TOB?
Mike: How much time do you have? I could go on for days about how much better Jags is for this program. When I was suffering under TOB’s 8-win seasons and lowered expectations, I put together a wish list of attributes I wanted in a new BC coach. Jags is everything I wanted in a coach, and more. He is an energetic recruiter, he runs a dynamic, exciting offense, he is a great ambassador for the school, and he really understands what makes BC great.

ACC Trash: Other than Mez of course, who’s the baddest Ambassador at EI?
Mike: You’re making a name for yourself and reaching out to the BC community with this blog, so it could be you soon enough. Maybe Mez could use a Deputy Secretary-General.